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??Are You Bi-Curious??

You ever have a dream, that just boggles your mind //so much so, you wake up in a sweat, completely frantic worked up and wet// I mean I wasn’t worked up in a good way per-say more so frightened than anything//I woke up feeling like my heart was about to jump out my chest// like I felt so0o0o sick//like on vomit status// Quite embarrassed to even say cause at the time I thought I might hurl// but in my dream I was definitely getting it in with a girl//No, it didn’t go that far, well, that time at least/.//A couple months later the dream occurred again //now me and this chick was once again going in,//TECHNICALLY…yea….she beat// & yes we took it there//I was even pulling on her hair//In my dream I Physically enjoyed it,//mentally maybe even adored it//sitting on the edge of my bed I couldn’t ignore it.//IT had me thinking should I even be furious??// I mean, could this be??// I am bi-curious?? Now your probably wondering who’s the chick?// And in the dream was it better than dick//I have to admit at the time I froze// the lady was none other than AMBER ROSE.

On the planet earth, as I take on the manifestation of a girly girl//bossette//barbie, never have I gotton intimate with a woman (i know im a rare breed.lol). Well I guess I never can say never right? Because clearly it went down while I was counting sheep’s. I mean in all honesty , Its never consciously crossed my mind, I’ve never been sexually attracted or aroused by the mere sight or thought of a female prior to that enocunter in my sleep. I don't see women as…how can I put this…alluring. I don‘t know, maybe deep down inside I think Its wrong of me to like someone of the same sex, and as a result I’ve been woo saa’ing saying “”don’t think dirty thoughts…don’t think dirty thoughts” to push any idea of it away. It’s often said that most people fall somewhere in the spectrum of attraction, fantasy, desire, and action with people of all genders, but I’m still taken back by the whole fact that i had a “wet dream“ with a female as the main attraction. But what kills me the most is, i enjoyed it! Why did I enjoy the fantasy? How come I accept intimate encounters with women in my dreams and not in real life?? Why? Why? Why? I honestly believe none of us are ever 100% straight. Its normal to sometimes fantasize about someone of the same sex sometimes consciously & sometimes not. Men will never admit thinking about another man (do we blame them) and be on that Barbra Mason tip. I honestly think, men take homophobia to a whole other level because they are afraid of being exposed and sought after. Lets face it, Out of fear of discovery, they will try to be so overly dramatic when it comes to their “abhor” of homo men because they do not want anyone to ever believe that just maybe laying with a man had at least crossed their mind once upon a time. I feel as humans, it is natural to think about perhaps taking a trip to ecstasy with someone of the same sex, but it is up to US to decide if we really want to act on it. Although you may romanticize about sharing an intense momment with someone of the same gender, it doesn’t mean you really DESIRE it. Perhaps this is why we have so many DL brothers and men running around. Its very much apparant to me that curiosity has always lurked in the minds of the unxpected, but it is up to the individual to decide if they want to explore it. Now, I don’t think I will be trying a slice of pie anytime soon, and although I want to say never ,I do not want to past judgment who knows what lies in the future. But with that said, I have to wonder if exploreing the same sex because you gave into a INDIVIDUAL desire is really worth a label of bi-sexual or can it just be characterized as a INDIVIDUAL experience?

!YOUR a BARBIE bitch!

Natural beauty is always a plus, but there is never anything wrong with perfection, by a little enhancement. I have to admit I consider myself that token light skinned girl , who use to have shitty ass acne and had to turn to make-up as an alternative. Yea, that was me ,I got that acne trait from my good ole dad ::rolls eyes:: lol (ugh, doesn’t it seem like all bad genes come from daddy?? ). I got into make-up heavy in High School and even now at the tender age of 22 its still my addiction, but yet prescription to happiness, as it serves as a guilty pleasure. Although I still get the occasional “that time of the month bump”, and have minimal breakouts after coming home from a long night, passing out and failing to wash the makeup off, my face is for the most part break out free. I learned the do’s and don'ts of make-up early on and am loyal to specific brands.

So0o0o with that said , I put together a list of products that are a MUST try/have, I highly recommend them.

LIVE/LOVE/LAUGH/ ALTHOUGH YOU ARE MADE BEAUTIFUL,
some assembly is required,
YOUR A BARBIE BITCH!
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LIPS

L’OREAL Hip Jelly Balm- I love it, it's like a light soothing balm that comes in a variety of VIBRANT colors. Its sure to be a treat! MUST HAVE
Retail=$9.00

MAC Prep+Prime lip- I always apply this prime before I put on any color based lipstick. It helps to smooth, moisturize and refine the lips. It’ll make the color POP and leave no need to blot.
Retail=$14.50

MAC Viva Glam Lipstick= I love, love, love viva Glam lipstick 1. it has a beautiful finish 2. IT doesn’t wear off and 3. Every cent is donated to the MAC AIDS fund to support those living with HIV and AIDS. So not only are you fierce’ing it up, you are contributing to a good cause.
Retail= $14.00
Preferred colors= Viva glam III & VI


CHANEL GLOSSIMER- Ok, so I have a confession, like a year ago I gave in to temptation and opted to get a Macy’s card. At the time it was my first credit card and I would charge ANYTHING on it lol….I think I was a sophomore in college and we took a trip to a near by mall. It was there I was stopped in my tracks, and solicited to purchase a GLOSSIMER, & it has been my mistress ever since (shh…I cheat on my juicy tube). . IT has intense frost, ultra-glossy look and sparkles and shines, what else does a girl need right??
Retail= $27.00


LANCOME Juicy Tube- This is my favorite lip Gloss PERIOD. I cannot stand lip glass by MAC because I find it blah and boring and not to mention it tends to get a funny smell if kept for too long. Juicy Tubes are perfect to wear with lipstick as a finisher or alone. I prefer the Juicy’s with sparkling affect but they come in a whole array of colors and types for you to choose from. THIS IS A MUST HAVE
Retail= $15and ^
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CHEEKS

MAC Lustre Drops- Not everyone enjoys the dramatic affect and when it comes to choosing a blush often prefer to play it safe and subtle and if that describes you Lustre is certainly for you. It gives you a natural-looking (emphasis on NATURAL) highlight which is accompanied by a shimmer finish it works more as a bronzer. ITS MAGIC
Retail: $18.50
Preferred color: bronze hero


MAC blush crème- This blush is made in a soft and creamy base which makes it a miracle worker when it comes to blending. Its easy to blend in with foundation to exhibit a more natural yet not so subtle finish. The look is slightly shiny and vibrant because its made to stand out, perfect for the more daring side of you or seductive night out.
Retail= $18.50
Preferred colors= Lilicent & Posey
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FACE

LANCOME La Base Pro/Perfecting makeup primer- This is a oil free primer that I use often. IT creates a smooth canvas for a more perfected look. Primer helps the color of the make-up to stay vibrant and exhibit a air-brushed finish that’ll last all day.
Retail= $42.00


MAC Studio Sculpt SPF 15 foundation- I tend to use this for concealing purposes and use it only on selective parts of my face and do not apply it heavily. IT is a creamy gel based foundation and can provide medium build to high coverage and if too much is applied it can get cakey or artistry (not to mention, I usually use a powdered finish anyway). When applied lightly it will leave a satin finish and it revitalizes the skin while smoothing it out..
Retail= $29.50

LANCOME Maquicomplet-I use this creamy concealer to hide a fresh blemish. It covers imperfections with a natural looking finish.
Retail- $27.50

MAC Blot Powder pressed- I often use this powder with the studio sculpt foundation. Its primarily designed to provide shine control which is a plus. See often when you use a high color liquid or gel foundation it can appear runny or extra shiny later on, so this powder eliminates any possibility of runny make-up without appearing overly dry by locking moisture in.
Retail=$21.00

MAC Select Sheer/ loose- This is a translucent featherweight\ powder that mattes the skin but keeps a natural flow. If you need zero shine control (because you have dry skin), I would also recommend this to be combined with studio sculpt foundation.
Retail=$21.00


MAC Select Moistureblend SPF 15- This is a creamy compact foundation that offers medium to high coverage. If you are someone who just detest combining powder and liquid foundation because of the whole layered look (liquid base then powder) this is perfect for you. You can get away with just applying this. IT is perfect for dry skin because it adds a moisture finish. It also offers UV and anti-oxidant protection.
Retail= 29.50


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EYES
MAC Brow Finisher= I adore this product. Personally I hate drawing/filling in my eyebrows I rather them look freshly done and the brow finisher is perfect to assure your brow keeps its definition. This product is formulated to shape and hold..
Retail= $15.00

LANCOME powder pencil for brows/ Le Crayon Poudre- For those who prefer to fill in and reshape your brows I would highly suggest this pencil. At one end, there is a powder pencil and at the other is a pretty neat brush to blend and groom. I use this often when I’m going out and seek a dramatic affect, I must say it is a miracle worker at times..lol
Retail= $23.50

MAC Zoom Lash mascara- This has always been my favorite mascara that Mac had to offer, I remember my friends use to beg me to use it (aww memories). It ELEVATES your eyelashes to the umph degree…Its simply amazing. A MUST HAVE
Retail= $15.00


L’OREAL Volume shocking Waterproof mascara- it’s a 2 step volume constructer that builds super lush lashes with extreme volume. Adore it!
Retail= $9.50 and ^



MAC EYE Kohl- Hands down, the best eye pencil liner. It comes in a variety of rich colours, and the silky smooth matte/pearl finish defines and shades the eyes to make them POP.
Retail= $14.50


LANCOME Color Design/sensation effects eye shadow smooth hold- This eye shadow is LONG-LASTING with extreme blend ability and is available in a palette of multiple shades in five finshes..SWEET.
Retail=16.50

Oh, but your pretty for a dark skinned girl

Light skinned vs. dark skinned , are we still having this trifling ass debate??? So of course I’ve been meaning to talk about this video that’s been circling the net for weeks, but just been too Pre-occupied to blog about it. Well, before I venture off into my TIRADE, I guess it would be proper of me to re post it.

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I’m just wondering, did the light skinned broad look back at this video and realize how stupid she looked or did she think it was cute? I just do not understand why black women continue to compete with one another and refer back to that old slave mentality (house nigger-Field nigger)to validate why one is better, prettier, or even more desired than the other. Do they not understand that this is the kind of coonary and buffoonery that demonstrates that the old divide and conquer method is still very much present? Ok, Enough with the ideological and deep views honestly this debate over skin pigmentation is dumb as hell, because no one can choose what shade they are. I mean I’m going to go out on a limb and contradict myself like shit but I must admit, light skinned women are often characterized as high saditty but couldn’t we honestly say that about the majority of chicks regardless of their skin tone??? Listen if a man is busted as hell, and we don’t want to speak to you, we will act like we are too good for your ass, b/c deep down inside we really think we are. ALL women want someone who will compliment them not someone who is considered a downgrade.

Yes, the video is a weee bit entertaining to say the least, because it either infuriates you or makes you chuckle at the mere fact that there’re still BITCHES out here who think they’re only cute because their light skinned or smarter because their darker skinned.. News flash BITCHES & HOES ALL LIGHT SKINNED BROADS ARE NOT CUTE, DID YOU SEE CHEWY CHUBAKA ON THE REAL CHANCE OF LOVE or have you yet been able to witness NEW YORK (flavor of love) put together a intellectual statement??? I’m not in no way trying to go in on light skinned girls because I’m considered light or caramel myself (whatever), but the way this chick is so confident that every chocolate girls man wants her ass is hilarious but yet irks me at the same time. She is def not the baddest redbone I ever seen , shit her friend is actually cuter. Actually to keep it real, the brown skin chick in the pink was prettier than everyone in this video. Nehoo (getting off topic here), This debate is more tired than that cesspool SUPERHEAD calls a vagina. If you're cute, you're cute regardless of your skin color and this ignorant ass debate that women continue to keep up, that all men “Want a bad yellow thang” which is often reiterated by the majority of rappers, is bull shit. DUDES WILL FUCK ANYTHING, they do not care if your redbone, yellow bone, coco, green or purple. Stop CERTIFYING smash ability as a way to decipher which shade is better than the other. Men have proven time after time that we cannot trust them to authenticate SHIT. All jokes aside, women need to learn to be comfortable in their own skin (pun-intended), how confident someone is regardless of their reasons behind it should not be of any interest to you. If a woman wants to think she’s the baddest bitch in the game and deserves it all because she’s light skinned, than let her. A woman who wants everything gets nothing but a slice of humble pie and a chick who’s grounded usually gets it all. With that said brown sistahs, stop using lighter women as an excuse for your insecurities. I mean, as long as you think highly of yourself does anything else really matter? Poise & confidence is everything.

So I Hear its Freaky Friday???

So0o here you guys go, this article includes female and couple friendly sex toys that’ll give u such an extraordinary orgasm it will leave you feeling energized and glowing from the inside out people. But don’t just take my word for it; nothing is better than hands on experience.

Because I am so0o0o nice I included the Top 5 sex toys for women and top 5 sexual enhancers for men…POW!

top sexpert Lisa Turner
"Sexual energy is the most potent on the planet. The key is to access it, master it and harness it. Once you have harnessed it, you can use it in any way you choose. But first you need to access it and sex toys are a great way to do this."

1. Eroscillator 2 Plus -This is a entry level package, that includes not 1, not 2 but 6 HEADS including the Golden Spoon Attachment! Exceptional clitoral stimulation from a mains-powered vibrator.They say most women don’t experience their first true orgasm till their late 20’s or later which means all the feelings we’ve come accustom to experiencing is just Childs play. This toy is specially designed for the female Love Zone and can be just what women who have never had an orgasm need

2. Erotic Rocket Mini Vibrator- let’s face it, a lot of women do not like the thought of sticking a huge ass rubber dildo into their love nest. The mere thought of forcing something not so discrete in your own va jay jay is a huge turn off & seems like too much work. I myself will be the first to admit i don't really mess with dildos b/c they are intimidating but, this little toy is the right gadget for the job. Its small size makes it easy to hide and since it has a great range of different pulsing rhythms and vibrations, it makes exploring your body simple.It includes 10 patterns and speeds, and featuring truly powerful vibrations, this is said to be a bedside essential.

3. Glass Dildos- Well, Once u have mastered and overcame the art of fear and are ready to venture out and progress beyond clitoral orgasms it's time to find the G-Spot. Please be advised, the G spot can be and is, a bit sensitive, especially if a dude has never hit the bottom of the pussy hole & while on his way there stimulated the ALL MIGHTY G-SPOT. The Problem with stimulating that area is a vibration might be too intense to start with, so you might want to start off slow which is why a dildo preferbly glass is ideal. Glass Dildo’s are ridiculously smooth and are perfect for G-spot stimulation due to their rigidity, most have great range and there are even some that are especially designed for the G-spot. Just choose what's ideal for you.

4. The Jack Rabbit/ Jessica Rabbit- What’s an all time greatest sex toy list for female stimulation without including the legendary rabbit? For dual, clitoral and G-spot stimulation this toy is perfect for you it was considered remarkable when it first came out years ago and even till today is still breaking records. If you only buy one toy in your lifetime, which most people do, this is a must have.

5. Oriental Ben We Balls/Love eggs- These are ideal gadgets and toys that’ll not only help you stimulate your most intimate of areas but also tone your pelvic floor muscles and make it super tight. 2 for one doesn’t get any better now does it?

Peep this site for ideal toys for purchase and research “http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/”

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OF course it would be rather inconsiderate of me to only inform women on how to get their rocks off and not men...plus I am by no means a STINGY LOVER (pun intended).

So here I present the top 5 sex toys for dual pleasure

1. Good head Gel/Motion Lotion- No surprise that men enjoy a certified brain surgeon so why not have fun while exploring oral sex. Good head products ensure the effortless glide of the penis in the mouth while making it extra wet, o0o and did I mention, it comes in a variety of flavors also…yummy. Now Motion lotion is your typical warming/edible gel which elevates sex to another level wet, warm, and juicy what more does a man need?

2. Semenex- So you say you wish your girl would just suck it up and swallow eh?? This product is made with a proprietary blend of fruits, vegetables, and vitamins. As a powdered supplement it will naturally remove the bitterness and salt taste of semen and add a bit of sweetness. But keep in mind it takes about 12 HRS to set into affect which means fellas, man up and atleast do this one thing for your woman!

3. Cock and ball harness/ Double Diver - This toy here is actually a sexy accessory that is sure to please both you and your partner. It works to enhance clitoral stimulation by vibration. It is great for her, while you enjoy a stronger and longer lasting erection. OWWW!

4. Slave Kit- Why not take her on an adventure once in a while. Wrist & Ankle Restraints, bondage tape, blindfold’s, feathers, whips, and chains are all perfect ways to dominate your woman or be dominated if that’s your type of thing. Always a plus to introduce and explore a Slave kit

5. Flesh light- ok I just put this up here for pure entertainment but I’m sure there are some men out there who would be more than happy to use this I mean you guys beat off on a regular anyway why not be assisted? Flesh lights are soft, pliable Real Feel Super Skin® masturbation sleeves & are made from a patented, high-quality material designed to replicate the sensation of penetrative sex.

Hit these sites for purchase or extended descriptions http://www.edenfantasys.com/ or “http://www.fleshlight.com/”

So, How thick are you REALLY willing to go?

The article is for women, but I also POSE the question to MEN, How Thick are you really willing to go & when is thick to0 thick?

So as I was writing the article for thou shall not swirl I came across another issue that’s up for dispute as well. Now I can even admit to pondering over this same question many times in my life so far and I’m only 22. DAMN, AM I FAT OR THICK? I have once sat in on a conversation my male cousins were having where they basically argued when to decide if a woman is just stacked or is just plain ole fat and even I was stumped. What is the real difference between fat & thick?? Is it based on how the weight is carried & proportioned? Well, I’m happy to report that after conducting “extensive” research (giggling) I can now answer this unreciprocated question.

First let me state the obvious, a THICK woman is curvy and has a nice figure and is made up of nothing but meat & potatoes, & yea she’s a brick house because she’s fully STACKED like the international house of pancakes. Thick is the middle point between thin and fat and may actually be considered overweight by all medical standards. Bria Myles, Back in the day Beyonce, and Toccara are all different versions of thick. See thick can be measured by waist to hip ratio, because if a woman’s waist is two-thirds the size of her hips or less aka if her waist to hip (WHR) is 0.67 or less, she is most likely thick. Also thick is categorized and often associated with having an hourglass or pear-shaped figure. Hourglass shapes are pretty much the only and ideal body shape for all women who harvest curves. Majority of women strive to be fat in the ass, thick in the hips, and slim in the waist which is evident by how popular injections of the buttocks as well as Brazilian butt lifts have become (I’m looking to get me one as well...lol). Men are always talking about how much they admire women who have a little more to grab onto during the sex session and how when they hold their woman they do not want to feel her bones. But, when is a woman no longer thick but actually fat?

Fat is often categorized as being sloppy which is really just a mean way of saying ill-proportioned and men tend to believe women who have gained so much weight that they have little or no figure left are still fat & no longer thick. Sorry to disappoint but for those who feel that beyonce is just a skinny woman with curves & Queen latifah ( who is very beautiful I may add) is a true thick woman is just in denial. I feel as though if you are 5’5 or shorter and walk around with your shoes leaning perhaps you should seek a nutritionist or diet doctor because that is in no way healthy, because height & weight plays a huge role In the proportionally “thick” game. My opinion is simply this, whether you’re thick, fat or thin Health and confidence is key. Your weight only becomes unhealthy, when you have problems breathing after a walk across the street or a brief jog and that can go for all women of all sizes because thin doesn’t always mean in shape. I’ve met many frail and unhealthy thin chicks. All in All no matter what your size is, as long as you keep it tight nice butt, legs, hips, & curves actual weight shouldn’t be too much of a concern. !DISCUSS!

He's With whoo0o??

Why thou shall Swirl??

So rumor is reggie and kim K have finally called it quits. I thought it would be rather interesting to bring up a question that many black woman have been asking themselves for years. Why do black men (in particular) prefer to swirl? No one will ever know for sure the true reasons behind the science of interracial dating, but I must confess, I am often disturbed by what I hear and read. Black women are often described as having a tough exterior, often described as moody, irritable and bitter. Some men have even gone as far as to say white women take better care of themselves overall, because we call ourselves thick, when we are really fat (allegidly), and since men are visual creatures, they go for that, which by the way is so0o un-true because 50% of caucasuion women are overweight as well. But Regardless, There is something about our demeanor that is perceived as intimidating. I would say it is because there are more black women "working" in corporate America, holding top positions despite adversity that it can be quite intimidating to any man. Even now in the year 2009 the ratio of black women to men in college is 7-1. We often are perceived to be materialistic and “high maintenance” but is it really wrong to aspire to have the finer things in life? I have to admit as black women, we tend to bring a lot of emotional baggage to our relationships for a variety of reasons. Culturally, we do not allow ourselves the joy of going to therapy: however, we may want to reconsider that notion,if we want our relationships to flourish. I use to believe black men wanted an equal mate-someone who caters to them and their needs, but sometimes find that absent in their relationships because they often go for the trophy wife or someone who would be widely accepted in society. I also feel as black women on occasions, we tend to spoil our children, but forget to spoil the very one who supports the family.

Now, I will openly admit that I am completely bias when it comes to this subject because I truly believe that Black Men are being ostracized from a society predominantly ran by White America, and adapting white social ideologies of power. By men choosing to degrade black women in music videos and music lyrics, society sometimes evnvisons black women to be one of two things: A rump shaker or a "Mad Black woman". So with that said if Rapper's are getting away with degrading us, are we any better for allowing it? If it’s one thing that bothers a Black Man, it is always being criticized or judged, especially from our own counterpart within our own culture. We (myself included) are very rarely afraid to voice our distress which leads to Black men wanting to explore other options, because they feel as if women of other cultures will tolerate what they lack and also be open-minded enough to fulfill "all of their needs;" sexually, mentally, and emotionally. Black women on the other hand will try to fix whatever quality the man may lack by always chastising them in an effort to eventually fix whatever their flaw may be Which often leads him to push us away “Get off my back woman!”.

With the way black women are portrayed on shows like Tiny & Toya, Real housewives of Atlanta & various reality shows is the perception of black women being angry, upset or astringent really a misconception? With that said I don't think we should blame ourselves for black men choosing to date outside their race. This article was simply written to stimulate open discussion in regards to the “black woman” . I do believe people in general have finally come to understand that when you put limits on love you may not end up with good results. Plus we must not forget about curiosity. If you spend your whole life being told you can't do something..As soon as you get out on your own.. you may do it. Because I am a black woman who was raised in a strong black household, I would love to see more solid black families setting the foundation for other generations, but love is love and it’s unpredictable You cannot decide who you will fall in love with, and you’re lucky to have found true love at least once in your lifetime and setting limitations will make it a rough journey.