In The Jungle

Thursday, August 13, 2009

TOTALLY OBSESSED

These sandals are a must, simple & subtle but yet eye catching
I previously stated that rihanna was spotted sporting these at barney’s in NY and they are Balmain, and I HIGHLY recommend you stop by the site HERE
for your daily dose of visual stimulation

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O0oh and In case you missed it, Beyonce was spotted at the BET awards rocking a Balmain dressAs of right now, I am TOTALLY OBSESSED with all things Pierre Balmain.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

In Case you missed it

Whats a blog without the QUEEN B?


Beyonce was spotted out to dinner at Nello’s with her hubby Jay z (ugh).Wow, now isn’t this refreshing, she decided to leave the make-up home…natural beauty, even without the make-up she is considered a absolute doll to moi.
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Do people still wear Rocawear??

Rocawear celebrated its 10th Anniversary at the Rocawear showroom in New York City on Monday Aug 10th .

Of course tons of Celebrities were on Deck even though I’m sure none of them would be caught dead "rockin’ that thang" in a jigga inspired ensemble.



Rihanna was def in the building.
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she was also spotted SHOPPING at barney's
Rihanna is sporting a pair of BALMAIN fringe sandals and a RAG AND BONE dress

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And was even spotted at Greenhouse in new York to celebrate her publicist Jenn birthday…She owes her publicist a lot because she def keeps princess Rhi Rhi relevant …shit the number of photo ops she has a week is a true testament to that…lol…(EXHIBIT HERE)

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SMEDIUM SWAG


Chris brown was out& about in LA (of course) and was spotted arriving at Guys &Dolls Nightclub last night (August 11,2009)
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The ORIGINAL Good girl gone bad is BACK


Rock babe Fefe Dobson is officially back in business and has released her new video for her single I want you. The song is to be featured on her forthcoming album joy and is her first OFFICIAL release since her 2003 self-titled album. Rock on FEFE rock on!

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Zhariaaa?? Is that you??

Regan Gomez -Preston did a photo shoot with Derek blanks to show off her alter ego…she is such a cutie!!
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AWWWW JENNY!!!!!!!


SPECIAL CONGRATULATIONS TO MRS JENNIFER HUDSON,
She gave birth to a beautiful 7 pound 14 ounce baby boy Monday night and decided to name him David Daniel Otunga jr after her fiancé. sO0O0O PRECIOUS i can't wait to see the first pics although i must admit DAVID aka punk i love New York) is funny looking as hell

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Well speaking of babies, Kourtney K Preggers?

The 30 yr old sister of Kim kardashian is expecting her first child (its about damn time) . Even though the pregnancy has been confirmed, no details will be dropped till the airing of "Kourtney and Khloe take Miami" premieres Sunday in their attempt to sky rocket rating. All in all CONGRATS HUNNY
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!LIFE!

C murder (master P’s younger brother) ass was finally found guilty of second degree murder and was sentenced to life in jail. for those who don’t know or just don’t remember C murder was accused of shooting a 16 yr old outside a Louisiana nightclub in January of 2008. The most fucked up thing about it is the young victim was participating in a rap battle hosted by platinum nightclub the night of the shooting, and was described as an ambitious and aspiring rapper whose bedroom was fully decorated with pictures of C-murder who was his rap “idol”. DOUBLE SMH


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

ITS AMBER BITCHESS!!!


OK, so im going to confess right now (lord forgive me, for i have sinned), AMBER ROSE is my girlfriend in my head. Woooo Saaa ok....i said it...lol





I spotted this interview over at COMPLEX MAGAZINE and fell even more in love, I love this chick, she serves it up RAW&UNCUT, hard with no chaser. Yes honey! you better work! "Everyone's favorite bald beauty gets sexier than ever in the "Women Are Complex, Too" shoot from our August/September 2009 issue." Ambie talks on everything from her sexuality, her relationship with Kanye, and how she really feels about BLOGS


On Being Bi-sexual:

Yeah, they label me a bisexual freak stripper that f*cks Kanye on a daily basis. [Laughs.] You know: “Amber Rose, the f*cking bisexual, dyke, freak, whatever the f*ck.” To answer that: I’m extremely open with my sexuality. I can be in love with a woman, I can be in love with a man. I’m not into bestiality [laughs] but as far as humans go, I definitely find beauty in everybody, whether they’re heavy-set, super-skinny, if they’re white, black, Indian, Asian, Spanish. I can see beauty in anybody. I’m not into threesomes or orgies and shit like that. If I see a women and I think she’s beautiful and I like her, and she likes me back we can definitely try to be in a relationship together.


On her relationship being a publicity stunt:

Well, my intentions when I met Kanye was to do his video, keep it very professional and we really started to like each other. It just so happened that he started liking me and I started liking him. It’s not a publicity stunt, it’s just human beings, man. I love Kanye as a person, he’s a great person, he’s super-talented. I love him for a lot of different reasons.


On The Perception that women who dress provocatively are wild in bed:

If a girl wears a short skirt or dress, men automatically think, “She wants it, and she’s probably an animal in bed.” I just want to feel sexy today, I don’t want you. Men crack me up with that sh*t. Those rich college girls are the main ones who get it in and have orgy parties on tape. Then there’s me—who stripped for seven years—who’s a total prude. I have a raunchy mouth, but I’m so not into that stuff.

On Being On The Blogs
This is my life, this is how my life’s been since I was a kid. I’ve always been popular, my name has always been in somebody’s mouth in high school. I don’t lose no sleep over this sh*t.

You can read the interview it its entirety HERE

INTRODUCING: TOTAL SHOEGASAM TUESDAY'S


...Whether it's a love/hate relationship, face it you want to know who, what, & where...

THE DESIGNER IS

MOSCHINO

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Solo, aka my girl Solange was spotted with big sis Beyonce in Japan promoting the Samantha Thavasa & Disney handbag collection at the toyko Disneyland hotel. Her shoes have been the talk ever since..so0o ladies no need to ponder any longer over the shoes like i stated before they are the half velvet/metallic ankle boot by MOSCHINO & can be found for as low as $834 at LUISAVIAROMA.COM

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Side BAR, i spotted these shoes also on the site and i have to say these kind of have the same Affect on me as the moschino's. These shoes ALSO give me this love/hate vibe, but it's like i have to have them...OWW!!!


These are the Nicholas Kirkwood Python web suede sandals and can be found HERE

(I hope i satisfied your shoe fetish for today)

Oh, but your pretty for a dark skinned girl


Light skinned vs. dark skinned , are we still having this trifling ass debate??? So of course I’ve been meaning to talk about this video that’s been circling the net for weeks, but just been too Pre-occupied to blog about it. Well, before I venture off into my TIRADE, I guess it would be proper of me to re post it.




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I’m just wondering, did the light skinned broad look back at this video and realize how stupid she looked or did she think it was cute? I just do not understand why black women continue to compete with one another and refer back to that old slave mentality (house nigger-Field nigger)to validate why one is better, prettier, or even more desired than the other. Do they not understand that this is the kind of coonary and buffoonery that demonstrates that the old divide and conquer method is still very much present? Ok, Enough with the ideological and deep views honestly this debate over skin pigmentation is dumb as hell, because no one can choose what shade they are. I mean I’m going to go out on a limb and contradict myself like shit but I must admit, light skinned women are often characterized as high saditty but couldn’t we honestly say that about the majority of chicks regardless of their skin tone??? Listen if a man is busted as hell, and we don’t want to speak to you, we will act like we are too good for your ass, b/c deep down inside we really think we are. ALL women want someone who will compliment them not someone who is considered a downgrade.

Yes, the video is a weee bit entertaining to say the least, because it either infuriates you or makes you chuckle at the mere fact that there’re still BITCHES out here who think they’re only cute because their light skinned or smarter because their darker skinned.. News flash BITCHES & HOES ALL LIGHT SKINNED BROADS ARE NOT CUTE, DID YOU SEE CHEWY CHUBAKA ON THE REAL CHANCE OF LOVE or have you yet been able to witness NEW YORK (flavor of love) put together a intellectual statement??? I’m not in no way trying to go in on light skinned girls because I’m considered light or caramel myself (whatever), but the way this chick is so confident that every chocolate girls man wants her ass is hilarious but yet irks me at the same time. She is def not the baddest redbone I ever seen , shit her friend is actually cuter. Actually to keep it real, the brown skin chick in the pink was prettier than everyone in this video. Nehoo (getting off topic here), This debate is more tired than that cesspool SUPERHEAD calls a vagina. If you're cute, you're cute regardless of your skin color and this ignorant ass debate that women continue to keep up, that all men “Want a bad yellow thang” which is often reiterated by the majority of rappers, is bull shit. DUDES WILL FUCK ANYTHING, they do not care if your redbone, yellow bone, coco, green or purple. Stop CERTIFYING smash ability as a way to decipher which shade is better than the other. Men have proven time after time that we cannot trust them to authenticate SHIT. All jokes aside, women need to learn to be comfortable in their own skin (pun-intended), how confident someone is regardless of their reasons behind it should not be of any interest to you. If a woman wants to think she’s the baddest bitch in the game and deserves it all because she’s light skinned, than let her. A woman who wants everything gets nothing but a slice of humble pie and a chick who’s grounded usually gets it all. With that said brown sistahs, stop using lighter women as an excuse for your insecurities. I mean, as long as you think highly of yourself does anything else really matter? Poise & confidence is everything.

In The words of my bestie Alicia “DROPKICK ME JESUS”

Eyebrow weave?? Oh but your kidding

Ok…I know I’m a bit late on this, but I heard about this fuckary months back but just blew it off, I guess I just did not want to believe it. On some real, this shit is just too fuckin ignorant for the average diva to entertain but fuck it. I can’t contain myself nor ignore the fact that these bitches think this is GHETTO FABOLOUS….this tacky ass shit is a hot mess, trife, illegal, a epic fail, and AWWWMAHHHGOOODNESSS (in shanaynay voice) I could go forever…Wait though…did shawty say “CELEBRITY STATUS” I think I may vomit. Please don’t tell me this is the hottest thing in the hood??? O.k. …I guess I could kind of, sort of, see how the concept could come about, you know how when women want their eyebrows to match their hair they just dye it and…… O0O0OH NVM I cant even cap myself up to believe this ish is acceptable…



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Ohhhh but Sara you were my fave!

I guess if a dude starts acting up, cut that TRICK, dudes beware our lips aren’t the only things that can be lethal
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according to TMZ Sara Stokes the former member of diddy's original making the band attempted to slice and dice her man

"We know what you're thinking, "someone must've beat the crap out of this woman" -- but according to cops, it was the exact opposite.

This bloody mug shot was taken after Stokes was arrested for domestic violence August 2 at their home in Moreno Valley, CA.

According to law enforcement sources, Sara stormed out of the house after arguing with husband Tony -- she tripped, fell down and accused him of doing it.

We're told Sara -- who hurt her head in the fall -- grabbed a knife and stabbed Tony in the arm -- while their 3 kids watched.

Paramedics and cops came and Stokes was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence. The D.A. is deciding whether to charge her.

Sara's lawyer, Eric Kayira, tells us, "Sara and Tony have a very passionate and loving relationship that on August 2, while having an evening of fun, she slipped and fell, hitting her head heavily on the ground and somehow in the process of helping her Tony got injured."
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Damn my nig, your face still Swollen?



Joe Buddens ass just won’t let this shit die….Face it my nig you got stole on, now take this L and walk away now to salvage any bit of pride you may still have left. I originally wasn’t going to give this clown any shine but with everyday passing a new video is posted and I have officially fed into temptation. The funniest shit of it all is that this nigga is delusional and apparently believes it was raekwons bodyguard who swung on him, excuse me while I laugh. No but wait, theres more, how about he claims the “nigga couldn’t even punch right.” Now I’m not a fistologist but if a person swings on you and your ass has to run for cover to the nearest ice pack, I would um, say that was INFACT a SUCCESFUL punch my dude…Double SMFH

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It’s Kiss and tail baby…Awww You Mad???

I see everyone’s gunning for good ole superhead once again, honestly for once I’m at a lost for words…This dvd is rawer than cocaine…no woman should ever live this groupie lifestyle and expect to receive any kind of respect as a woman, LADIES, know your self worth

Monday, August 3, 2009

TIDBITS

So what is good hair?

Chris rock finally releases his trailer for his Upcoming movie/documentary that was first premiered at the Sundance film festival good hair...Hmmm?? Check it out. Hey it has some of my fave chicks in here talking about weave…lol always a plus.








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They should have never given this nigga MONEY!

Just when we’ve thought we seen all the coonary possible from soulja boy’s young & dumb ass…he shocks us again...this rich motha fucka is nothing but an ASS CLOWN. Evidently bloggers & artists have been going in on him all day, Eminem reportedly told his ass to do the superman & fucking die already. (Ouch)…Pardon me while I still laugh my fuckin ass off, although telling someone to die is type wrong…but fuck it...soulja boy also released a response to the nay sayers but I’m not posting that shit, it’ll be too much baffonary for this blog to handle today. :Google it: if u really care







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Bey? Your too fly for this!



























Beyonce kicked off her 4 day stint in Vegas this weekend. Unfortunately, the makeup and outfits were borderline tacky and beyonce is so0o0o much better than that…smh


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Aww, wheelchair jimmy say it isn’t so?!







"This bottle of Opus One is low but my spirits are high my friends. I am about 2 hours away from Toronto, CA where I will be spending the next chunk of time recovering from a surgery that I now must have. I embarked on this tour with a torn ACL, MCL, and LCL and due to the events that happened the other night lord only knows what other damage I have done. On the bright side I will begin the reflecting and soul searching that its going to take to make this album and my outfit on the night I fell was crack. I will forever push myself beyond the limits despite advice and recommendations given because even with this new found success I am still the kid who wanted this more than anything in the world. Its funny when I read comments from previous fans who have lost interest because of the radio

play and exposure I have. I just want to assure anyone reading that nothing has changed on my end. I refuse to get comfortable, I refuse to fall in line and follow anyone elses formulas. I still work as if So Far Gone had never dropped and I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to gain entry to this game.
“Missing someone gets easier everyday. Because, even though it is one day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will”
See you soon.
Drizzy

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Drake takes a nasty fall & of course I had to post the video & his update from his site since the fall. but oh yea, look who stands in for his saggin baggin face ass!







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And he even danced to Billie jean, how precious…lmfa0! A nigga dancing to Billie jean during one of the livest hip hop concerts going down is just pure comedy.


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· Remember cat face?





I mean cali from the real chance of love?? Rumor is she was getting her skank on at a Pride party two weeks ago in Detroit. The he-she in the photo is some chick named Feloni, ”allegedly” she had her own episode on a show on MTV’s Logo channel called, “Coming Out stories, she is said to be a lesbian rap artist...NEXTTT!

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So do the rejects of Americas next top model do better than the actual winners?































First it was brie killing the Pantene commercials and now its jade getting more shine then anyone from that season…Who won her season anyway?


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Oh! You know i had to do it

By now if you haven't heard Eminem's-warning, you've been living under a rock. I guess its safe to say...Mariah Carey has officially been ethered! She's "MARY POPPINS B" lol..




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